i've not posted for a while cos ive had a anal prolapse. fuckin agony it was. I'd been stick my arse to the glory hole in the gents. what I didn't understand is that the lads wood get so pissed off when they realised it was a woman they were bumming. Next thing I knows they are fisting me three at a time. Then they loobed up my naughty hole and shoved a bucket up it. Next day my arse exploded.

The doctor said he'd never seen anything like it before. Its put me in big demand in the porno market. My bumhole is soooooooo big I can take four horny stallians, two men, a dog and a swordfish up my ass without touching the sides. I'm getting a few ribs taken out for chrisssmass so I can headfuck my bum holio.

Come see my new web forum;

Drive a car up my flaps. I am a whore watch me . Watch me as I sink as low as ten midget tramp suckers. I take it up my burniung arse. turn me flat on my back. Leave me porno links in the commments.

MY MAIL

As a sensous sexpert i am always gettin assed about what i think about sex. here is some queeries u have sent me and my answers

dear cockbox,
last night my wife and sister (not the same women I mean the sister of my wife) were giggling in a corner. I went over to see wot was going on when they gabbed me and let go huge farts in my face. it was a right stink eggs, cabbage and parma violets. At first i struggled but then i got the biggest stiffy ever. Am i normal

assgas fan

daer assgass,
you are very normal. I love farting u should get your wife and sister to fart for u as part of a normal heelthy sex life.


hey there cockbox
iveryone at my bit says im a right slag because i like fucking pensioners. i go dow the legion and accidentially'' spill stuff on myself so that i need to take off all my clothes. the old boys go wild they same im better than viagra. one old man says that i am the fist lady he's taken up the arse because his wife bessie ad hers blown off in the blitz. his wife could only suck him off but then immigrants came and took over her mouth so i'm all he has. iverbody thinks i should just be fucking things my on age. i want to get a meels on weels job so i can fuck old people all day and give them a nice meel. is i a slag innit?

worried granpa fucker

Dear worried
u are a slag but that is good i is a slag too when i was nine i tried to sell miself to a peedofile ring but the told me to fuck off and grassed themselves up to get put in prison. thats when i started fucking dogs. if u is a slag its not ur fault jist injot it.


dear blinda
i get a pick giant stiffy every time i enter a lawyers office. all my neighburs hate me because i cant stop taking them to court. ive buggeed all there houses and if they say anything bud about me i get out my special jar and wank in to it. then i tell my lawyer i pay him in rimjobs he is very nice. no i think all the nimphomaniacs in my area are trying to get me to soo them for there dirty purposess. they keep lying in my flowerbeds rubbing their foofoos and doing wee wees. sometimes they rape my wife in frunt of my face. i dont want to give into there perversions but i cant leeve my layer alone.

worried newbury

daeer worried newbury,
if i telled u 1 if telled to 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
times. dont bother me on my blog ill see you wen i get hiome.

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THIS IS A BIG FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUM FUN AT THE BOGS.
THIS IS ANAL ANNIE
ASS QUEEN OF NEWBURY AND MY GOOD MATE AND ME PAYING THE MILKMEN.

ODE TO A MOIST MAIDEN

Oh my Fat Sparrow
With your cunt so narrow
and moist you are
everyones first choice.

Your golden pubes
horny as a fields of rabbits
Great big melons
of joy are your tits

Your clit is as long as a finger
and on it my tounge doth linger
Doth she squirt?
Doth she ever?
From her box flows
a mighty river.

Surely this vision
This beauty would
not dally with mere
mortals

Not a word of it
She's as loose as can be
Buy ten and she'll give
you ten free

Oh dirty sparrow
fucking round the bins
shitting on heads
and hopping through beds

Glorious Yank
Always ready
with a gobble or a wank
Always moist and slippy

Some do it for money
others for duty
others are drunk
and just don't know

Not our sparrow
No that ho'
no matter if its
anal oral or straight up the muff
that filthy bird can't get enough.

like evert big fat slag last night i was ramming my gash with a big fuckoff remote control for my wide screen plasma screen. Know why it's wide screen? Cos that's the only way my MASSIVE fuckin gash fits on my dirty home videos. Anyways, I was flickin my bean and poking my coick slut when i went too far and lost the fucker, fuck! so i had to call the fuckin fireman to come out and get one of them ladders up my cunt but instead when they turned up they whiped out their hose and started spraying me with liquid shit and then we all get nekid and fuckin cliff richard tuyrned up and bummed em all

aw fuck it.

here is me and my bezzie at the Newbury Public baths. We turn up every tuesday and take on all cummers with all three of our big inviting holes.

WE DO PISS IN THE POOL.

WE EVEN SHIT IN THE POOL.

CUM SEE AND BRING YOUR DOG.

Pikkies of my Saturday party.

OLD KUDSENS BALL SACK

Alone, naked and horny am I

But wait whats that at the window?

smelling of pee

can it be

Old Knudsen for me

It is It is

oh how i long to make him jizz

but his tool is so old

my strains and efforts just leve it cold

too much wanking the doctor said

I will take him in my bed

But a sensual one like me

knows just how to rouse my oldies white wee wee

I take out my teeth

Old Knudsen I get beneath

Gently then more urgently

I fill my gob with his ballsackee

I gum to the left

I gum to the right

aroused eyes bulging like a madman

old Knudsen does a shite

I will smear my self in that tonight

I put my fist up his ass

He squeels he moans

looks as proud as king on a throne

soon my face is full of his cum

I bend over and show him my bum

Worldly Old man knows what do do

taking a brush from the loo

he beats me on my hairy ass

I holler I moan

out I may pass

The neighbours gather

and say

Our Belinda is in a lather

Old Knudsen is a master of sex

with the other he clears the decks.

When I'm not fucking I love to write poems. this is one I wrote for a very special punter.

THE BIGG ShINY WILLY

Proud erect and shiny
the phallus stands
lord of all it suverys

It's my master
and it knows it
I am its willing slave

Purple helmet shines like glass
tenderley I stick it up my ass
the proud erect phallus

Now I am the master
It is like a dream
my bewitching ass makes the phallus cream

slowly it shrinks
spent and dishelved
leaves a tenner by the bed

and goes and goes
but it will come again
and I will be open again

My 2nd minge/wrester and my pimp. Classy boy in his designer stuff. I donr whow where he gets the monet cos hes always short wen me an karen above seem him. dont care anymore just want fucked so so hard and bad

ODE TO HADEN POWELL ON A BRIGHT SUMMERS DAY

I spread me legs
a' top the kegs
and play me hairy banjo.
Haden comes down
and rubs me frown
his spunk come
tumblin
after


Ooooh arrrr

MESSAGE TO LARRY

THANX FOR LINKING ON ME I WILL DO IT TO U> DO U WANT TO VARNISH
MY TITTEES WILE MATTY THE DOG SHITS HIS WORMS DOWN MY PIEHOLE
> I AM SO HORRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TALK MATHS TO ME DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY PIETHAGOREUS.


ICAN FIT AN ELEFANTS HEAD UP MY CUNT ITZ MAJIK

hahaha i nows interlectualls and i service them

MOTHERFUCKERS

UH UH UH

I love to fuck dogs. I can take most breeds but I prefer to avoid the little dogs incase they fall right in. dog fucking is very different to people fucking. first the dog sticks in his dinkie. Then a knot swells up at the bottom of the dog's dinkie. The knot helps the dog stick in you. It is the size of a tennis ball and very good if you have had kids. The dog fucks and fucks, he shoots gallons of hot, boiling cum up you. He keeps fucking then turns backwards and stands ass to ass, shooting roasting doggy spunk up the cunt . this is often for two hours at a time. once hes In he wont stop till he''s finished. My husband gets so jelous and bought me a bitch, good for licking but nothing else.

wanna let me mind you're dog

Upload your hot comment into my warm receiving inbox. I'm a bad girl. I fuck anything, animals friends, family, fruit anything you want. I can take a two litre bottle of fanta into my yeti sized cunt. I need to be shit upon and spanked hard. Im a bad girl punish me I deserve it.

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I want your cock, hard as a rock.

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I love shit fun. Leah and Lara take turns of turding my throat. The family that fucks together stays together. We've still got time for friends though, no matter how closely related they are.

It's playtime,

let's chat.